I Came, I saw, I F*cking Ate It: KFC Double Down

I decided that I’m going to try and start several “series” on my blog. Like this one called “I came, I saw, I F*cking Ate It.” This combines my strange need to blog and my strange eating habits. I mean if you’re going to be overweight, might as well enjoy it, right?

So to kick off this series, I went for a fast food item that I originally thought was a joke. The KFC Double Down.  I have provided for you KFC’s sales pitch.

“The new KFC Double Down sandwich is real! This one-of-a-kind sandwich features two thick and juicy boneless white meat chicken filets (Original Recipe® or Grilled), two pieces of bacon, two melted slices of Monterey Jack and pepper jack cheese and Colonel's Sauce. This product is so meaty, there’s no room for a bun!”

That’s right, a cheese and bacon sandwich that uses fried chicken instead of buns. All smothered in a thousand island dressing. This is the American dream right here. I don’t know why we haven’t thought of this before!? Why are we still using bread for buns when we can use meat product!? Are we not men, do we not have needs? When you prick us, do we not excrete fatty solution that’s similar to mayonnaise? If you experience that last little bit, you may need to see a doctor.

Picked up the Double Down on my home from work the other day. With a side and a drink it ran me $6.99+Tax. I wasn’t driving, which was a good idea, because this thing was messy and greasy. I won’t lie to you, I enjoyed the taste. The textures played nice together. It literally is just a chicken and bacon sandwich without buns. While I think anyone who eats this should feel ashamed, and I can’t believe KFC actually put this on the menu, but I know deep down that America has dreamed of this. It’s a heavy sitter though. All that meat and cheese put a block in my belly, but I enjoyed it’s crazy wild ride while it lasted. I would only reccomend this for novelty purposes. It was decent, but I couldn’t imagine eating this on a regular basis.

I’m going to give this one 4 Cupcakes and a fat kid.

Another Satisfied Customer!